A Wild Bear Suddenly Appeared
It's super effective!


The House of Gay Chicken.
we’d all watch the shit out of that show.
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A sex ed class in 1929
this chick
she knows what’s up
Every face in there is so priceless
I thought the girl leaning at the front was Frodo
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Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
Congratulations Yahoo!, you now are a porn distributor! (I will reserve my feelings toward this until we see the effects.)
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
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dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
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me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds
Jesus Christ what is happening
we’re going to mcdonalds
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Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
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I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen